Up All Night!

are you sure you’re sassy
are you sure not just an annoying piece of shit

18.05.13

+ 50856

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

(via laughcentre)

18.05.13

+ 53824

gameandwatch:

you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

(via whitetrashlove)

17.05.13

+ 107316

When you go to McDonalds with no money

laugh-addict:

and you’re just there like

15.05.13

+ 25406

sorryforpartybarackin:

its so rude when you try to be nice and hold the door open for people but they won’t come in the stall with you

(via alphawolf311)

15.05.13

+ 17865

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

(via authentic-dreams)

15.05.13

+ 37003

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

(via hannahgladson)

15.05.13

+ 290612

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

(via haaaaaaaave-you-met-ted)

15.05.13

+ 54310

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

(via beccaisme)

15.05.13

+ 136676

kirtens:

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

(via ibreatheawesome)

15.05.13

+ 148926